A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings.
The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door.
In walks her husband’s friend Ben. The woman tells him her husband’s in the
shower and asks if he can come back later. Instead, Ben steps in and quietly
says, "I have $400 in my pocket. I’ll give it to you if you’ll open your
bathrobe for me." She’s offended, but really needs the money so she
agrees, opens her robe, and lets Ben have a quick peek before doing it up
again. Ben gives her the $400, and she opens the door for him to leave, but he
says, "I have another $400 in my other pocket. I’ll give it to you if you
let me touch your breasts." Now she’s really mortified, but again, she
needs the money, so she undoes her robe and lets him have a quick feel. Taking
the other $400 from him, she lets him out the door.
Going back upstairs, she gets back in the shower with her husband, feeling a
little bit guilty.
"Who was that?" the husband asks.
"Oh, that was just Ben," the wife answers.
"Ben?" the husband says. "That son of a bitch owes me 800
About 15 years ago I replaced my home heating system, so I
know that it is too soon for it to go on me. However we all live in a little
fear of that happening.
At night, I set the dishwasher to go on about 4:00 am so
that it generates hot water for a nice hot shower. I would think most people do
just that themselves for the same reason. Since TLW (The Little Woman) has been
home with a leg in a boot and a cast before that, she was taking a shower every
other day, and was unfamiliar with its habits. She expressed to me that she
thought the water heater had died. I assured her it didn’t but she went into
the basement to check the tank and it was warm on the bottom but cold on top.
Since we didn’t have any dishes to wash the other night, we
didn’t run the shower for the next morning. I came home from my workout at the
gym and noticed the kitchen faucet hot water was running and no one near it.
“Toots! The water is running!”
“Yes, I’m running it for your shower so you have hot water.”
I thought that very nice of her and at the same time a
little strange, she was thinking of me that much, and so far in advance of what
I’d do! Somehow it didn’t fit.
As we talked I went over to the water faucet and tested to
see if the water was hot yet, and it was still running cold. HMMMM.
“Is it hot yet?” she inquired.
“NO, it is still cold!” I responded.
“Well, let it run for another 15 minutes.”
Hmmm… “Tell me, how did you think of running the water for
me so I’d have a hot shower?” I asked. (My beady eyes were now penetrating her
eyes to look for some answers.
“Well, actually I was going to take a shower and realized
the water was going to run cold, so I thought I’d take one after you.” A
sheepish grin was now hiding her face.
“So you would sacrifice your husband for a hot shower!”
“Well, you are supposed to be chivalrous.”
There’s a moral here boys and girls…
A HUSBAND SHOULD NEVER TRUST HIS WIFE WHEN IT COMES TO
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