Friday, March 31, 2006
MY LIFE ON THE 495 (*$&^@#*!@#*?&$%#$)
Another gem is when you get scooter who cuts in front of you, while everyone ahead of you is doing 70 mph, and he decides to do 55mph. I usually wave to him once I pass him, but not with all 5 fingers though.
Of course, no day on the highway is complete without getting behind two women, talking, and observing the speed limit, leaving you and them further and further behind the traffic, as she gestures with her hand in her conversation, oblivious to my need to get to where I want to get to this year.
Then there is my favorite, the little girl in her first sports car. Usually red, she races along, zipping in and out, holding a cigarette, doing her makeup, trying to look cool, the music loud enough for me to hear, all while she talks on her cell phone, going under a sign that says “observe cell phone laws.”
Always a curiosity is when traffic is moving along, a cop has a driver he is giving a ticket to, and everyone jams on their brakes. PEOPLE, THE DOPEY COP CAN’T DO ANYTHING TO YOU BECAUSE HE IS STICKING HIS HEAD INTO THE CAR WINDOW OF A SPEEDER!!!
Finally this morning, on the 495, some jerk in his SUV gets behind me, we are doing 80 mph, gives me his blinkers! What more could he want?? I choose to ignore people who give me their blinkers, unless they are cute. He wasn’t. He decides to go into the next lane, where he goes into his routine again. OK. 10 minutes later, he’s behind me again! Pretty good progress, no?
Thursday, March 23, 2006
Friday, March 17, 2006
Coming up this spring
This is a sample of what good looking is all about! Notice the handsome guys and beautiful gals that poipulate my family! Remarkable, No?
This spring I will highlite my two oldest children, Anthony and Ellen. Each is unique, and special, as is my youngest who I'll cover in December when he turns 19. Stay tuned.