Recently I wrote about a man with dementia, and as I related the story, it came from TLW’s (The Little Woman’s) bank, The Wanna-Be-Bank and Truss Co.It seems every night I get a run down of the activities and comings and goings of the Wanna-Be-Bank and Truss Co., it employees, and members, and all the events that occur at this prestigious place of high finances.
It seems I made a mistake in relating that the story generated from the bank, when in deed it did not. I was called on the carpet for this by TLW.
“Your blogue today was erroneous and fictitious. Even Lois knows what you wrote about the Wanna-Be-Bank and Truss Company was NOT true!”
Me: (Trembling) “It wasn’t?”
“NO! In fact what you said was only half true.”
Me: (Shaking) “Well we went from ‘Not true’ to half true! Which is worse? ”
“That story I told you about the man with dementia came from the radio, not the bank.”
Me: (Feeling feverish) “Leave it to the bank to not even get that right!”
“AND - You didn’t finish the story that’s why my poor sister-in-law was asking what the father said on your comments section!”
Me: (Sobbing) “Well, I wasn’t misleading anyone, I was misinformed.”
“I TOLD YOU THE RADIO!”
Me: (Backing away from the table “OK, BUT PUT THAT BUTTER KNIFE DOWN, UNLESS YOU PLAN TO SPREAD ME!”
“And another thing, I didn’t say ‘we’ when you were told about the bathroom wallpaper, I said me!”
Me: “You sure? I could have sworn you said we, as in me.”
“No, but I did get YOU, the paint for the ceiling! That is Y-O-U, as in you!”
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