Friday, May 27, 2011

WHERE THE BRAVE DARE NOT GO!

Then there’s my business partner, Pam. Pam will go to any length to create a tour, or event, no matter how difficult I might think it is. Things like availability, price location doesn’t faze her. She will go anywhere, do anything to get there, anything that is except get on a plane to go there!

Last month we planned on a trip to Florida, and she went a day ahead of TLW (The Little Woman) and me and drove her car to my house, parked it there and I took her to the airport.


She said she is afraid of flying, but to tell you the truth, she was so hyper, she could see the planes flying below her! With a white-knuckle grip on the dashboard, her voice getting higher, ready to pass out!

As we drove by a side street, a car was approaching a stop sign. The poor guy made a full stop then got a hand signal from Ms. Rae to “STOP!” I will now quote from her verbatim: “STOP! I DON’T NEED ANY BODY CRASHING INTO ME ON MY WAY TO THE AIRPORT. AND ANOTHER THING, IF I SEE ANYONE WITH A CELLPHONE ON THE PLANE, I WILL SMACK HIM OR HER SILLY WITH IT! CELLPHONES INTERFERE WITH THE PILOT! I DON’T WANT THE PILOT DISTRACTED!”



“Tell me Pam, did you call the pilot this morning to find out if he had a good night’s sleep before takeoff?”

“WHY, DID HE SAY SOMETHING?”

Ms Rae, fearless businesswoman, champion of: “There’s no such thing as it can’t be done, you just have to know how to do it!” Queen of great ideas, smart thinking and a quick mind, is also a big chicken when it comes to a flight.

5 comments:

pamela said...

Excuse me but is this selective memory? What happened to the part where I say, "HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY" ?

Joseph Del Broccolo said...

To tell the truth, with all the screaming, I might have missed it!

pamela said...

You had to get the last word, HUH!

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