Tuesday, September 20, 2011

MAGNET



Some people just have a knack for it. Some people have to acquire it through hard work. And some people like #3 Sister Mary Ann, it just falls at their feet!

#3 is a flight attendant on JetBlue, she does those silly things before takeoff, pointing to exit doors and pretending something fell out of the cabin ceiling, telling you to put yours on before your kids get theirs.

But #3 has provided a new service for JetBlue customers, she is a revivalist, not a hallelujah kind, she knocks you off your feet, and then brings you back to life! Funny thing is if you meet her, she is a beautiful gal who could knock any man off his feet, but insists on flying high and having beautiful grandchildren.
 
Recently #3 inside of a few days had developed her reputation on two separate flights. The first one involved a drunk, who passed out, falling against her back on a red eye flight, and her scream woke up all the sleeping passengers, then because she believes that once you do it, you gotta do it again, a passenger on a subsequent flight passes out from a heart condition on a subsequent flight, right on her feet!

MARIOOCH, WHAT’S GOING ON?

To quote her from FaceBook:

“Another exciting day in the air...less than 72 hours from the last one. Some guy 30 years old walking towards the lav in the back, as I am coming up the aisle, passes out and falls at my feet. Got him to come to....emergency medical landing..turns out the guy has a heart condition. The crew nicknamed me "magnet" in light of the fact that 2 people manage to pass out on me in less than 72 hours...I'm exhausted and feeling the affects of all this”
 
Maybe it is something in the water? Maybe your demo was exhilarating and passengers are euphoric from learning what the possibilities are if they crash?
 
If you ever decide to fly JetBlue, (which DelBloggolo endorse as the best in the business before they hired sis) and as you arrive at the airport not feeling so well? Just Ask for #3’s flight, tell her: her brother sent you.

1 comment:

Mary Ann said...

lol I see Ellen told you....