The lawn service I use all summer come at the end of
November and do a fall cleanup for me. This means that I don’t do much myself
on the lawn, except when we have a hurricane, then I clean up.
This year with Hurricane Sandy coming so soon, the cleanup
wasn’t enough so the lawn service came and finished it on November 24th.
They then proceeded to blow off some covers for water weights that hold my pool
cover down on one side. That’s 36 feet in length!
OK, so I go to the supermarket, and get three things for a
salad I needed. I get on the checkout line and give the kid my Stop ‘N Shop
card, which he dutifully runs through his scanner, than proceeds to scan all
there items and then asks me if I have a Stop ‘N Shop card!
Then I get in my car to back out of the parking space at the
store, and the car makes an irritating sound when it backs up: “Beeep, beeep
beeep” it goes in its high pitch squeal like noise, and won’t you know it, this
dopey guy tries to pass me on foot as I'm backing up, coming from a pair of parked cars,
causing me to jam on my brakes!
Not enough for you? Then there is the jackass in the Ford
Rover that decides he is going to race everyone into the single merging lane
from way back of the converging line. HOW STUPID DO YOU HAVE TO BE?
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"Genius has its limits, but stupidity knows no bounds." Albert Einstein
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