SECOND CHANCE

Cheez!

Tell his wife, too!

My eyes are open wide
And by the way, I made it
Through the day
I watched the world outside
By the way, I'm leaving out
Today

this is only part of the whole!

I just saw Hayley's comet
She waved
Said, "Why you always running in place?"
Even the man in the
Moon disappeared
Somewhere in the
Stratosphere

[Chorus]
Tell my mother,
Tell my father
I've done the best I can
To make them realize
This is my life
I hope they understand
I'm not angry, I'm just saying...
Sometimes goodbye
Is a second chance

Please don't cry
One tear for me
I'm not afraid of
What I have to say
This is my one and
Only voice
So listen close, it's
Only for today

I just saw Hayley's comet
She waved
Said, "Why you always running in place?"
Even the man in the
Moon disappeared
Somewhere in the
Stratosphere

[Chorus]
Tell my mother,
Tell my father
I've done the best I can
To make them realize
This is my life
I hope they understand
I'm not angry, I'm just saying...
Sometimes goodbye
Is a second chance

Here's my chance
This is my chance

Tell my mother,
Tell my father
I've done the best I can
To make them realize
This is my life
I hope they understand
I'm not angry, I'm just saying...
Sometimes goodbye
Is a second chance

[x2]

I see a resemblance!

Sometimes goodbye
Is a second chance

What’s this all about?

Why Anthony Weiner of course!

You remember Anthony Weiner, don’t you? That brave NY politician who was an anatomy expert and sent samples out to young ladies? He's running for Mayor of NYC!  Of course he denied it at first (The pictures) then had to admit it, since the photos hit the internet and the news media in general. Kind of crushed his hopes for public office you would think, no?

Well this is the same genius who sent the pictures that thinks he should be given a second chance. You know, everyone should be given a second chance.

Now I wonder: second chance? At what? Maybe he feels we have short memories, o maybe he didn’t capture his best side the first time. Maybe this time he would send his pictures to older women, women who would appreciate his physical attributes better than these young kids. I wonder if nose size has any correlation to other physical attributes?

Where does this guy get his nerve? Part of his job in public service will be to do what is moral, it is part of what the public expects and deserves. Every time I look at his picture I laugh at how stupid he was, yet I didn’t realize all this time how really stupid he actually is!