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| OK I DO look senile. |
Sometimes I like to pause a moment and take a look around me
and assess the situation as I see it. Just like sitting in the catbird seat and
looking down at what is going on around me.
As I get older, my wife: TLW (The Little Woman) has stated
that maybe I’m getting a little senile. I think she is jealous because I meet new
people everyday!
It seems to me that all the allegations about Bill Cosby
have ruined the good he did in the past as that very past has now come to haunt
him. White, Black or Asian, everyone loved him and now what has he got? A lot
of people that will believe the allegations, that’s what. Even if they are
untrue, the damage is done.
Do we really need newspapers anymore?
Although I will wear a professional sports team hat, I find
it strange that anyone would walk around with a jersey with a players name on
it. Do they wish to be that player? Rather than wear the name on the back, why
not the salary in numbers? I guess that would be impractical since you would
need more room on the jersey, and the player himself probably can’t read it.
Every time I go to the gym to work out, there is an area
where all the young fellows work out, pushing themselves to develop muscle, and
as they push themselves, they strut around between routines like bulls in an
open field, feeling like they want to say: “This should impress the cows!” I
just look in the mirror and say: “Gee, I hope I impressed the cows with
something once.” Every once in a while one will look my way to see if I died
yet! That would impress them!
Whenever there is a monopoly of sorts, say like a
supermarket being the only game in town, they tend to get a little sloppy. No
lids for the olive bar containers, no hand baskets, no one taking the carts out
of the parking lot. Just saying.
Did I just write that! I am old!
Why do doctors when they walk into their examining room
always ask how you are feeling? Isn’t it their job to tell you that? I’m fine,
see ya.
You go out into traffic and it never fails, there is always
someone who is in a hurry, and on a highway, God forbid any space between you
and the guy ahead of you, inevitably someone comes along and has to fill that
space! One and a half car lengths is just too much space for some, they must fill the space up..
Why are all the SUVs parking next to me so I can’t see what
is coming when I back out of a parking space? And when I do, why do people insist on walking behind my car as I move backwards, causing me to slam on my brakes and say things that will not get me into Heaven?
My Mom passed away on June 11th, and I am still
getting mail addressed to her asking for donations for one charity or another.
I guess that is there way of keeping her alive a little longer. I heard of eternal
life, but I didn’t think this is what it meant.
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| Spitting image of her grandpa Joe! |
Since I became a grandfather, every little kid I see is
cute, and I have to interact with him/her. The little girls in particular because
I have a beautiful granddaughter make me image her when she gets to be that age
so I get excited. The only drawback with this is TLW ruined that for me, saying
people will think I’m a pervert.
Why do waitresses ask “How Many?” when there is only you and
another person? My wife and I go to this diner every Sunday and they ask: “How
Many?” I look around, count myself and TLW and say: “Two.” I guess they want to
test if I’m senile yet, and can’t add any more when the check comes.
Well, enough of my nonsense, if you wish to add anything to
this, I would be happy to add it to the collection and post it here. Just add
your name and no obscenities, pretty please.
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