DelBloggolo: I FIND BIGFOOT!

Friday, January 16, 2015

I FIND BIGFOOT!

A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.

The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gun bearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger lept toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself."

The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same."

The old explorer said, "No, not then -- just now when I went ''''ROARRRR!''''"

THE USUAL SIGHTING OF BIGFOOT

What scientist and explorers have been looking for decades, I have found, and it was easy. The elusive ‘BIGFOOT’ was living under my nose all this time! Now I know my nose is big, so it did take a little time to find ‘BIG FOOT’ but it has happened.

One of the misconceptions was that ‘BIGFOOT’ is a male, when in fact it is not, but a female.

It happened one morning, as I was sitting having my coffee. Suddenly there was a clunk, followed by another and then repeated clunks, that sounded like they were coming from my stairway! I knew immediately I was onto witnessing something spectacular, as the sound got louder and was about to make its appearance. I braced myself in fearful anticipation, my hand trembling as I watched for the first signs of ‘BIG FOOT’ I only wished I had made peace and had paid off any debts firsts.

MY ACTUAL SIGHTING WITH BIGFOOT!

Finally I came face-to-face with the legendary ‘Bigfoot’!

Yes that harrowing moment had come, although I must say she had combed her hair and put on some makeup. Slowly I rose from my seated position and took aim for the kitchen, dashing forward as she roared: “I NEED A CUP OF COFFEE!