Wednesday, October 02, 2019

WHERE IS ROMMEL WHEN YOU NEED HIM?

Mr. “President,”

I read with interest your comments yesterday about how to deal with the flow of illegal immigration into our southern border.

Building a moat would be a solution, but would it enable you to complete your wall. Buying all those snakes and alligators cost money, taking away from all the money Mexico has already contributed (they got your bill, no?) and of course the Pentagon budget. I have a suggestion: After you dig the moat, flood it, (you could use Mexican water) you can militarize the snakes and alligators as weapons and then you should carry them to the moat yourself to ensure they are in place.

Your other suggestion that the border guards shoot the immigrants while they are crossing may have a few problems also. If we shoot to kill we need the Mexicans to claim the bodies and bury them in Mexico, this could be a problem since they are still laughing over your bill for the wall. Keep in mind the Mexicans are still working on converting Mexican Pesos into U.S. Dollars. Maybe Trump Inc., can loan them the money?

During WWII, Johannes Erwin Eugen Rommel (15 November 1891 – 14 October 1944) was a German general and military theorist. You probably don’t know this since it is important and historical, suggested that the best way to defend the beaches of Europe from an invasion by the Allies was to station tanks near the shores to rush the invading allies and drive them into the sea. Fortunately, your hero, Adolf Hitler counter-ordered that idea and so the Allies landed. Now is the time for you to make the dream come true after the snakes and alligators, deploy the tanks at the shoreline of the Rio Grande and then we can run over the invaders, ending the ugly invaders, especially the little children and their aggressive ways. Just think, you’d be a hero without calling anyone on a phone!

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