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It’s in the marriage license, in the fine print somewhere that most young men are unaware of. It states that your spouse will question knowledge gained either prior or consequently obtained.
Such things as repairs around the domicile, when they will
be completed and by who shall fall under the clause titled: "Tacē,
Maritus!" This is the perfectly acceptable legal translation by the TORO
Law School if they cared.
Case in point: installing a gate alarm for a pool, perhaps a
smoke detector, or even a recipe that requires a certain method of both
ingredients and style of cooking. What this translates to is that the wife
(spouse of the first part) will question husband (spouse of the second part)
relentlessly, without duly considering sanity or the fact that the husband must
bear responsibility for proposing in the first place, being foolish enough to
think he can make the repairs, and his lousy history that mars his past.
The wife, all-knowing and not afraid to let husband know it
will bring into question often and without cessation until the husband cries,
possibly asking for his mommy.
Just an FYI as my Sunday gift to you.
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