You heard it on the radio, watched it on TV, read it in the newspapers and it even appeared on Yahoo: taking a short nap is good for your health!
They laughed when Columbus said the earth was round, they laughed when they said the Red Sox would win a World Series, they laughed when they said the Berlin Wall would come down, they laughed when I said: “napping is good for you.”
It seems that taking a half hour nap in the late morning or early afternoon helps the heart if you are a man. Of course the people who made this discovery tested both men and women, the men tested conclusively, while the women kept getting up looking for chores for the sleeping husbands to do out of habit, so the study was unable to get results for the women.
TLW (The Little Woman) is always making remarks to the effect: “Did you get your nap in?” Har, har: very funny. Little did she realize my master plan was in effect: napping to better health.
Let this be a lesson to all wives: that husbands nap to insure the future of their families, by protecting their health and hearts. After all, the family does come first. You women should be out there looking for the best equipment and encouraging him, to help your man succeed.
Thank you, very much.
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