HAMBURGER IN A TUBE?

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“Hamburger chef Jamie Oliver has just won a battle against one of the largest fast food chains in the world. After Oliver showed how McDonald’s hamburgers are made, the franchise announced it will change its recipe.”

“Scientists today in London prepared and served a hamburger that was made entirely in a lab. At a price tag of $325,000 and with a two-year production, this was not your average Big Mac or Whopper.”

After reading those above quotes, you have to wonder what is next.

Actually the whole thing started when someone created make-up for women, that stuff that transforms them into what we see everyday. That look is not necessarily the look that came out from under the covers that morning. It makes you wonder what else is real that we have been duped about.

Now, if I ever go into a McDonalds again, and I see an attractive woman biting into one, I’m going to start wondering: Is that her real face, or is that a real hamburger?

As a young pre-teen, the first intro to sex had to do with ‘Falsies’, and I was shocked! I asked what they were and someone said that it was a training bra. I wondered what the young lady was training them to do?

The man’s world is no better: they now sell hair in a can! It actually is a dye to match your hair color, and if you are balding at a young age, you apply this stuff, that covers your scalp, so the skin color doesn’t show.

There are lifts for shoes so a short man, if he has no guts or sense of self-worth will appear taller than he is.

So what has the world come to?

The black-eyed peas on your fork just winked at you.

Your hot dog just fetched its own ketchup and relish.

Well, maybe not, but how far away can it all be? You deserve a break today, so get up and get away to your own kitchen for real food.