You have all experienced it at least once in your lives. You
come to a stop sign and or a red light. As the cars arrive behind you or next
to you, you suddenly hear this low rumbling. Someone has a radio or CD player
on extremely loud, enough to annoy and offend, as the moron enjoys himself
going deaf.
People like that, showing inconsideration for their fellow
man/woman should be put to sleep like a sick dog. This is not cruel or unusual
punishment: this just makes good plain sense. A few positive things are
accomplished, all to the betterment of mankind. We rid the planet of
unnecessary noise pollution, we rid ourselves of one moron, we open up the
traffic lanes without the imbecile on the highway, and it is one less draining
the health care industry in the future hearing loss that keeps things
expensive, and most of all, I don’t get annoyed.
The other day I was in between two lights on a short road,
which at each end has a traffic light. Of course all lights turn red as I
approach them, and so was this in fine working order. I was heading north when
I stopped. Going south the light turned red also, and this jeep, open without
its roof on was next to me waiting for his red light. He has his audio system
on to help guide a passing jet to L.I. MacArthur Airport. The noise was
unbearable. Dopey had his sunglasses on, and looked around like he was the
absolute embodiment of ‘cool’. Of course he wasn’t, I am!
Anyway the noise was loud, and I gave him a dirty look and
yelled out, “make it louder!” Of course stupid didn’t hear me and continued to
look smug and annoying and inconsiderate. Thank God I don’t carry a gun.
Well, I was getting madder and madder and needed to do
something. Why at such a short while I needed to get upset speaks to my age,
yes, I am an old fart I guess. So I decided to play his game. I rolled down my
window and turned on the radio, FULL BLAST! The moron didn’t know what hit him,
a look of total confusion coming out of his primitive features, head spinning
around trying to figure out how Perry Como mixed into whatever he was listening
to!
AS the light changed, he sees me and I give him a smile and
a hearty wave, knowing I annoyed him back and made him look silly.
Life is good!
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