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You know what I’m talking about, that horrid contraption
that resides in your pocket or pocketbook. You got the damned thing because
someone convinced you to. You had one that was simple enough, flip it open and
either make a call or answer it, no problem: no big deal.
Then one day things got complicated, you could now take
pictures, download apps and generally be annoyed by the possibility of
forgetting it at home and going into a deep panic and explosive disorder. Not
only that, but you no longer knew what people looked like, because their noses
were buried deep into the contraption and were worlds away from where they
stood, oblivious of you or the world around them, there was even a chance of
you falling into the trap. It was now more dangerous than drinking and driving,
or being high on drugs, if you did drive.
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| Pure Evil |
To make things even worse, you don’t really have a handle on
it, it seems to do strange things, it works in strange ways, but after all, you
are treating it like a god, After you spend a whole night charging it, you look
for the first time at it in the morning and already your phone is in need of a
charge. Sometimes it goes on by itself or shuts down by itself or even makes
strange noises you have no notion of why they occur.
Then to make you nuts, they invent 2 kinds of phones:
android and I-Phone, and it takes you weeks to figure out which is which, until
some little 6-year old tells you the difference. Then one night you look on TV,
and your phone is obsolete by 5 generations and you just purchased the thing!
Old people, forget about it, we can’t even control it. A
good friend of mine had taken a picture, one solitary picture of his grandson,
wound up with 150 in his phone, like he had a rabbit or bunny app! Needed a
younger person to get ride of 149 of them. Once I put it in my side pocket with
my car keys, set off the car alarm!
I think it is time for us all to go back to the phone booth,
so we can throw away the cell phones, and give Superman back his privacy!
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