YOU #&^$#*&% *@!^R$!

It seems they were out in force yesterday. Get in your car and take your life in your own hands day, it was so bad they should give away free Knucklehead dolls!

I’m on my way to the supermarket, tooling along very happily, singing a song from my childhood.

“Lazy Mary you better get up she answered me I am not able,

Lazy Mary you better get up, we need the sheets for the table.”

All of a sudden, a jeep is riding in the left lane while I’m in the right lane next him and being next to me deciding he needed to drive in my lane and makes a sudden move and I catch in time his sudden shift, while I break and swerve to the side, where he realizes I am next to him! He sheepishly looks at me to say he is sorry. So is his driving.

As I leave the parking lot of this very large and empty supermarket, I start to head toward the exit, where out of the corner of my eye is a Kamikazi pilot who must have

been a failure because he was still alive! This guy is racing across the marked parking spaces and heading right toward where I need to turn and moving like his crash will finally win the war for Japan! As we converge on the point where the stop sign is, we both screech to a halt. I look at the idiot and turn up my hands as if to say: What is going on? Stupid is offended that I should even ask why he is speeding in a parking lot, speeding across the clearly marked parking spots, and that he is even allowed to live. As I turn shaking my head, I hear him yell something as he speeds off once again.

If that wasn’t enough to make my day, I am sitting at a light, waiting for it to turn green, when I notice three big yellow school buses heading toward me in the opposite direction, their side of the light is green but starting to turn red, two get by within the limits of the law, but the third runs the red light! A school bus runs the red light and I stick my arm out the window as he is passing me and point to the light, which he knows he deliberately ran.

I’m tempted to walk to the supermarket for now on, but if these imbeciles are on the road, I doubt that even a sidewalk is safe.