“My fellow Americans, ask not what your
country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.”
JFK
OK, it’s been 54
years since I heard those words, and in those 54 years I have paid my taxes,
and for it there was a screwed up invasion of the Bay of Pigs, (I never got
anything out of it, not even wet pork!) the Viet Nam war, the Cuban Missile
Crisis, the Watergate scandal, an impeached president, a Mid-East Iranian
hostage crisis, and a failed embarrassing rescue, Iran-Contra, a thousand
points of light that left me in the dark, a president that did not have sex
with that woman, and “It is what it is” plus other semantics, and invisible
weapons of mass destruction, Enron and Dick Cheney, 9-11, 2008, and now a
president with no foreign policy but does salute the Marine guard with a cup of
coffee in his hand, unemployment and the endless drug war, not to mention
racism, bias towards gays and the Mets.
So my suggestion is
to heed the late President Kennedy-don’t ask… or in his words “ask not.”
So what does the
government do with all my money, and for that matter your money too? Do you
feel like you are doing the right thing in enabling bad behavior? If my wife
went out or if I did for that matter and paid obscene prices for toilet seats,
there would be hell to pay for it. The government does it and we marvel at it.
They could call any housewife and get a clue as to a good bargain, get the
toilet seat on sale.
My suggestion is to
send in lieu of money to pay taxes, coupons-yes, savings coupons. Cents off
here and cents off there and it amounts to a lot of money from 313.9 million
people! In fact it is such a good idea, when you mail in your coupons, the post
office will make a buck too.
And some of these
projects we spent untold millions of dollars on, like landing on the moon, what
happened, did we lose interest?
I don’t mean to
sound cranky, but I paid a lot of money into social security, Medicaid and
Medicare, finally can tell the difference and now will try to figure out Obama
care, AKA The Affordable Care Act, and should I? It sounds like the first time
the Conservatives or the Republican Party get into power the old repeal
maneuver will be employed. But hold one hand on it, because when the Liberals
and Democrats get back into power, you guessed it-Obama care! Now here is the
beauty of the Affordable Care Act; it’s for people who can’t afford health
insurance, and if you can’t afford Obama Care, then you pay a penalty,
something you can’t afford.
But hey, let’s not
blame everything on the Federal Government: there is still the state and local
clowns who run their own circuses, who have their hands out also. Take Governor
Christy, not my governor but a good example. You want to screw with him? He’ll
send you to the Washington Bridge, during rush hour, so there.
Of course how could
we not mention those wonderful folks at town hall, you know the ones that
control recycling, garbage pickup and snow removal. A fine bunch of yokums who
have no idea what they are supposed to do, have no ideas and somehow seem to
stay in office, long after they die.
But the late and
great President Kennedy said it all: see above.