Many years ago while in high school, one of my buddies in
Gym class was not feeling well. My teacher: ‘Coach’ asked me to take him down
to the nurse’s office. After a look-see by the old maid and graying nurse, as
thin as a thermometer (rectal), she asked him if he had breakfast. He said “no”,
and this set her off.
“What do you think would happen if I tried to come to work
in the morning and my car had no gas?” she asked, rather sternly.
“You’d take the bus?”
This response was not appreciated and she hammered him with
verbal abuse.
You’d think she was right, no? NO! According to the American Journal of Clinical Nutrition,
breakfast is not so important! It doesn’t affect weight, cholesterol or resting
metabolism. How many of you have or know how to rest your metabolism?
It all doesn’t matter, what does is there better be some
coffee in the missing breakfast. I need my two cups in the morning come Hell or
high water. If it IS high water, Jesus will save me. But coffee keeps me from
having a headache, from becoming grumpy or disoriented old bastard.
Some people have tea in the morning, and I pray for them,
some people take no such substance as either coffee or tea, and so leave me no
choice but to hate them, at least until 9:00 AM.
So if you miss your breakfast fit, and feel deprived, at
mid-morning just to get your digestive juices going, have some whole-wheat
toast and a cup of Joe, to get your digestive juices flowing in time for lunch.
Or, the Hell with it, go to MacDonald’s.
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