On the news recently there was a report about a ‘Smart bed’,
that’s right a smart bed! You might inquire: What’s a smart bed? I will tell
you: a smart bed is a bed that makes itself! That’s right, you just got up late
from a bad night’s sleep, you slept through the alarm, and you are now running
late for work. You shower and shave, and so does your husband, but you realize,
the bed needs to be made, your mother-in-law is coming over and let’s herself
in with her own key! Good Lord almighty!
Well hold on there, Suzie, the bed will make itself! Your
mother-in-law will have to settle for a messy kitchen or dust on the furniture.
Praise Jesus!
But it doesn’t end there. Nooooo! There is now something
new.
Are you ready for this?
This is from TLW (The Little Woman), who doesn’t lie.
A toilet seat that is electric!
You might wonder, electric what? You sit: you do your thing
or things, what the hell do I need electricity running through my ghoolie at
110 amps?
Okay, the reason the seat is electric is: YOU DON’T NEED
TOILET PAPER!
What!? Yes, no toilet paper.
Now, if you want to know how THAT works?
Don’t ask me.
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