TOP ‘O THE MORNIN BEJESUS!

To all you Irishmen out there, Happy Saint Patrick’s Day! If you are half Irish, then: Happy St. Paddy’s Day to ya!

As for me, I will celebrate it quietly at home, with Mr. Jack Daniels, and TLW (The Little Woman)!

Was signing checks for the agency yesterday http://www.ahrcsuffolk.org/ and as I did, I was sipping a cup of Joe I purchased at Dunkin’ Donuts. It was a cup of coffee that depressed me! As I was finished signing, I got up to give the folders to the accounting department, when I read the cup. It read something like: “Happy 60th Birthday to Dunkin Donuts!”

That makes me older than donuts!

This particularly bothers me since there are fewer wrinkles on the plain donuts than my face has.

I remember when I was a youngster, and wondered what it would be like in the 21st century. Well, I found out: ‘old’! That’s what!

But old age has its’ privileges. I can kiss the girls with impunity, and TLW could care less. I can speak out loud, and not be hindered by my usual shyness. And people are starting to have a little respect for my age!

TLW and I both commiserate on our aches and pains, and do a dance, every time we stand up, it is called the: “Bone shift”. You put your left on your hip, you put your right hand on your butt, and you shake them all about. You get a little creaky and the pain begins to flout; that’s what its all about!

Everybody now…

OOOOh, Ahhh, uuuh oooph!

OK, let’s take a nap!