12/12/12

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 The Ancient Mayan calendar predicts 12-12-2012 as the end of the world as we know it, and the beginning or restart of the Mayan calendar and of a new cycle of evolution for the world. Buddhism, Tao, Hopi and Vedic knowledge predict a ‘Golden Age’ or ‘Satyug’ in their calendars about the same time.

A lot of people are running around scared and they are making me a little nervous too, so I decided that maybe to cover all the bases I would pen my goodbyes to the woman I love.

So if you wish to move on and read some other blog, go right ahead and maybe, just maybe I’ll talk to you tomorrow.

Here goes:

Dear Toots,

Being that today is the last day for all of us, I thought I’d tell you what I think about you after 41 and a-half years of marriage.

Whenever I see you, be it a long or short period that we are away from each other, a certain excitement comes over me, a flushness if you will and… oops, that’s my blood pressure acting up again! Darn if we had any more days left I’d go see Dr. Strangeglove about it.

Anyway, I’m getting off the track here.

Living with you has been a special time, this love I have for you surges throughout my body just thinking of you and … Oh jeez, I think that may be my cholesterol I’m feeling, yes I know the doctor increased the meds on it, but it takes time, just give it a while. Maybe tomorrow I’ll feel … what am I thinking?

There can be no denying the fact that the very thought of you being near me just sends my body tingling with anticipation and emotion! Oh, wait a minute: that is my diabetes, which happens a lot, especially in the hands and toes! Boy, Dr. Strangeglove would have had a busy day with me if there were a tomorrow!

But there is no getting around the chills I get just sitting and having a simple meal with you all these years, and the … oh, sorry toots, that is usually gas I get when I eat too fast or am really hungry. Nothing personal.

Well there you have it Toots, from my heart and soul to yours, the years have been great, but just in case there is a tomorrow, what do you want for dinner?

All my love,

Your old fancy fiancy

Playcrafters proudly presents
Every Christmas Story Ever Told 
(And Then Some)
A Comedy by Michael Carleton, 
Jim FitzGerald, and John K. Alvarez

Fridays and Saturdays,
December 14, &15, 2012
Boys & Girls Club of the Bellport Area
471 Atlantic Ave, Bellport, NY 11713

Curtain Time: 8:00pm
Suggested Donation: Adult $18 Seniors/Students $15

For children and adults 10 and above!

Synopsis of the Show:
Instead of performing Charles Dickens' beloved holiday classic for the umpteenth time, three actors decide to perform every Christmas story ever told.