I read in the newspaper this morning that New York State Governor David Paterson’s aid; Charles O’Byrne is suffering from an insidious disease that afflicts thousands of politicians. That disease is known as “non-filer syndrome”.
“These are very high-functioning people who otherwise can complete all of the ordinary tasks in their lives.” So stated O’Byrne lawyer Richard Kestenbaum, “But there is something that they can’t do, and many times that causes them not to be able to file their tax returns.” Continued the attorney. (Over $100,00)!
Therefore, I am establishing the ‘DelBloggolo Center for the Prevention and Elimination of Non-Diseases’, where hopefully funding by the government and the kind folks like yourself will help me in fighting this blight on society.
The Center, (DCPEND) will take up such causes as Non-Thinking, Non-Honest, and Non-Trustworthy politicians. But we at the center can’t do it without your help. Please give generously until it hurts. Reach down in those non-holding pockets bereft of cash by taxation and give with those non-moneyed hands, and be part of the solution. Any amount will count, singles, fives, tens, and twenties and yes, even hundred and thousand dollar bills will be accepted. Please, no personal checks will be accepted.
Then some day, we will be able to close the door and put out the lights of ‘non’ syndromes forever. Maybe all the lawyers and politicians will be safely housed at a Leavenworth near you, where they may be able to join society as honest folk once more.
Please remember my pals, Joan and Anita. Thanks
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