Last month there was a buzz on the Internet because the President of the United States couldn’t get into the White House. He tried the first set of French doors, and they wouldn’t open, so he walked to another set that did open, and he got in. It was one of the top five hits on the Internet, and all the TV channels that cared ran it too!
Why?
I get locked out once in a while too, but I don’t think anyone would care to film it, report it or even want to hear about it. I know he’s the President of the United States, but aren’t there more important things he is doing that is newsworthy?
This inability on his part, to get into the White House, especially since he was elected into it, just points out how stupid things are getting in this country. Maybe this calls for some speculation. Did the Republicans do it, or did Michelle or one of his kids? I know, it was Joe Biden, that kidder! He is always joking and doing silly things!
Another suggestion would be that maybe he should carry a set of keys around with him. You know, with a chain that hangs from his belt and he can stick them in his side pocket. A nice dignified chain, after all he IS the President.
Maybe he should phone ahead, so the wife and kids know he’s coming, you know how sometimes you are cleaning out you sock drawer, and someone comes, and you really don’t want to stop what you are doing, even for the President of the U.S.
My fear is if he can’t get in, he might call the Marines to come and rescue him, by knocking down the door, and ruining a fine old French set of doors, probably from Paris, although they are nice doors, so maybe they come from Nice?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_theticket/20110325/ts_yblog_theticket/theyre-just-like-us-even-presidents-get-locked-
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Yes, I agree with your friend Joe. And this is another reason why we should enjoy our lives as much as possible. As they say, Life is short!!
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