Tuesday, July 26, 2011

LONG LIVE THE HABIT

OR, AM I SNUS FREE?

There is a product on the market that I noticed in the past month, actually back in the end of May. Put out by Camel cigarettes, it is suppose to be the answer to your health problems, your addiction to tobacco and the various bans instigated by Mayor Bloomberg of NYC.

The product is called SNUS. That’s right, SNUS: tobacco giant Reynolds American is seizing upon New York City's new anti-smoking law to promote its small, but growing Camel Snus brand. This should free all the smokers who in wintertime stand outside of public buildings, in the dead cold of winter, shoulders hunched together, shivering, and feeling dumb because all the non-smokers are looking at them.


What is Snus you ask?
Snus is spit-free, smoke-free, mess-free, tobacco that comes in a small pouch, that you slide under your upper lip to enjoy.

Where does Snus come from?

Snus either originated in Sweden more than 200 years ago or it came from the Snus Fairy.

Is Snus like dip or chewing tobacco?
Nope. Here’s why: First, Snus is pasteurized through a slow-cooking process. Second, it doesn’t require any spitting or chewing. I’m just not sure if you can prevent it from dribbling down your chin.

Spit-free, you say?

High moisture + low salt content = no spitting. Leaves others with a warm fuzzy feeling about you. And no after puddles in front of the building!

Why do you refrigerate Snus, I have too many bottles of lo-cal diet soda in my frig already?
Snus that is sold cold simply means you’re getting the freshest product possible. The Swedes have been doing it for more than two centuries, so you could say it is a tradition.

Where can it be used?

Since Snus is smokeless, it can be enjoyed virtually anywhere, including places where smoking is banned or restricted, like churches, birthing rooms and now, Central Park!

Is Snus available nationwide?
Yep. U.S. demand for Snus keeps growing (especially as smoking bans and restrictions become more common) with every year, and Snus is now available in every state. God bless America!



I happened to notice a couple of full-page ads and even see it on the internet, and here is the kicker: YOU DON’T SEE THOSE ANNOYING AND INTIMIDATING WARNINGS FROM THE SURGEON GENERAL! There IS a God!

So instead of lighting up, puffing away a good breath of smoke, stick this under your lip and be ahead of the game, you can SNUS everybody!


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