TLW (The Little Woman) that is!
Married to me, you must be wondering: “HOW?”
Well, she got this mailing called: VISA Black Card! Yes, that prestigious circle of people which only get this mailing. You or everyone you know may have gotten one too!
If you demand only the best of what life has to offer this is for you.
The membership is “limited” to ensure that only the highest caliber of personal service is provided to each member. And get this, there is a 24-hour concierge service ready to assist you in all you personal, business and travel needs.
“OK, Mr. Del Bloggolo, has much does this wonderful news costs?” you may be wondering.
Are you sitting down? Only $495 for the account holder! That’s right, just pay them $495 and you become exclusive. AND, you don’t need “Dummy” stamped on your forehead to do that! Say TLW wants to include me on this wonderful deal, well just shell out another $195 and I’m on!
"Is there interest?" you ask. Only 13.24% What a deal!
You must be thinking: “This is too good to be true, Mr. Del Bloggolo, where can I sign up?”
Well, for just a measly $100 I will send you TLW’s invitation, we already removed the name and address, but hurry, supplies are limited, and it is a first-come, first-served basis.
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