The lawyer was cross-examining
a witness.
“Isn’t it true, “he bellowed, “that you were given $500.00 to throw this case?”
The witness did not answer. Instead, he just stared out the window as though he hadn’t heard the question. The attorney repeated himself, again getting the same reaction - no response.
Finally, the judge spoke to the witness, “Please answer the question.”
“Oh,” said the startled witness, “I thought he was talking to you.”
“Isn’t it true, “he bellowed, “that you were given $500.00 to throw this case?”
The witness did not answer. Instead, he just stared out the window as though he hadn’t heard the question. The attorney repeated himself, again getting the same reaction - no response.
Finally, the judge spoke to the witness, “Please answer the question.”
“Oh,” said the startled witness, “I thought he was talking to you.”
If you go on the Internet or the TV and radio, all you hear
is bad news, something is always happening to make the world miserable. Then recently
I went on the Internet to be greeted with some happy news for a change:
“WASHINGTON
(Reuters) - Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula said on Thursday a U.S. air
strike had killed the senior figure who issued the group's claim of
responsibility for the Charlie Hebdo attack in Paris, according to a report.
The
SITE Intelligence Group quoted al Qaeda as saying in an online video that AQAP
ideologue Nasser bin Ali al-Ansi was killed with his eldest son and other
fighters in Yemen.”
I say there is nothing like a goat-loving
towel head terrorist dying, when he doesn’t expect it. I’m a big fan of drone strikes, the
more on those al Qaeda animals then the more we rid the world of the infestation and
every time we kill them it is good news. The funny thing about those bums is
that they look like they just washed their hair and yet they smell to high
heaven.
Many of these low-life scumbags wonder
why we are able to find them when the burrow into their holes, and I am here to
reveal the truth as to why, they stink! Yes, the drones can smell, and
especially anything left out in the sun for more than 24 hours. Here you always
thought that the drone used a camera to find them. No, it is a stench sensor
that does it, the camera is for the operators viewing pleasure, so he can paint
on another pile of doo-doo on the side of the drone for another successful
strike. Just like the pilots did in the Pacific war painting Japanese flags on
their sides when they downed an enemy plane.
Just thought I’d get that off my chest.
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