On our way home from breakfast, one cold brisk morning at our local gas station TLW (The Little Woman) and I stopped to: “fill ‘er up!”
Attendant: “$32.00!’
I give him $32.00 exact and tell him to keep the change.
Attendant: “EET’S FREEEEKING KOLD!”
“Yes it is”!
Attendant: “I need wife!”
“Huh?” (Sounding like a married man, confused.)
Attendant: Yes! To keeeep me wharm! (Sounding like an unmarried dreamer)
“Yes, that’s right!” (Well, she is sitting right next to me!)
Attendant: “Yes, she keeeep me warm. She keep you warm???”
“Sure!”
We drive away, and TLW asks; “What’s that all about?”
“He was trying to make me feel good.”
TLW: “What”
“Sure, he’s a single guy, sees me with you and thinks: “Poor bastard, he’s got a ball and chain!”
TLW: “And do you? My what a day, I’m a ball and chain now!”
“Only kidding dear, you’re a ball, and I’m so happy I’m chained to you!”
Don’t try that at home, when you are not driving!
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