HAIR TODAY, GONE TOMORROW!

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TLW (The Little Woman) says I never listen to her. She says she talks to me and I don’t pay attention. And now she is making new claims about my attentiveness.

I have to disagree with her: there are extenuating circumstances that cause my temporary disengagement in our conversations.

Furinstance: I’m watching a ballgame, the Mets have no one on base, there are 2 outs in the bottom of the ninth and David Wright is up, has a full count and the pitch is coming down the pike. Suddenly, TLW stands in front of the TV, and I miss the strike out. (What did you expect, I did say the Mets), or The Jets are hopelessly behind, it is the last quarter, they are down by 30 points (They are having a good day!) there are 40 seconds left in the game and the opposition has the ball. Just as the snap is coming, there stands TLW once again telling me something. I miss the end of the game. (See above the Mets)

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 Then recently, she went out “To get my hair done”, came home and that was it. We go out to the city see a play eat and travel the Long Island Railroad, and I don’t think about saying anything of her new do. Why? Because whenever she does anything to her hair, like a haircut, it is so subtle that it is hard to notice. Well she tells one of her Wanna-Be-Bank & Truss Co. associates I didn’t notice.

Well, I got a haircut, she came home and guess what? Yes, she didn’t say a word! Do you see me going around the world telling everyone she doesn’t notice when I get a haircut? Nooooo!

Let’s face it folks, at our age, we don’t notice too much because it might make us: Irregular, incontinent, tired or force us to miss a nap, so we shouldn’t get too excited about things.

Today is St. Joseph’s Day and I didn’t get any cream puffs again!