MERKLE AND THE PRINCE Mr. WINDSOR!

It seems to me that something is amiss in Buckingham Palace, where’s Harry, and where are his pants?
Former Prince Harry has been apprised that he is no longer the ‘Prince’ of the household, and to make it more so, Merkle has moved him to Canada.

I remember reading about Prince Edward and Mrs. Simpson pulling the rug out from under Eddie back in the thirties. Edward gave up a kingdom for someone who was plainer than the ears on his head! Because of him, the English got stuck with Prince Charles!

Prince Charles was another one, married to a princess in every sense of the word in Lady Diana. Loved worldwide and a stunner who did more charitable work than almost even Mother Teresa! I think they were considered equals in the world of charity and kindness. Plain old Charles got an inkling to fool around with Camilla of Cornwall and the Princess knew it.

The People’s Princess planned to wear a beautiful outfit at a party that Camilla, now the Duchess of Cornwall, would also be attending, according to claims in the Daily Mail.
But when she donned the raunchy undies in front of the mirror, Charles allegedly put her down with three cutting words: “You look ridiculous”. Obviously, he didn’t understand the word “MARVELOUS’!

During the party, Diana confronted Camilla when she spotted her sitting with Charles and another friend.

According to tapes revealed by an English Channel 4 documentary, Diana told Camilla: “I would just like you to know that I know exactly what is going on.
“I’m sorry I’m in the way. It must be hell for both of you... don’t treat me like an idiot.”

Prince William and Kate Middleton are perhaps the real things as far as British Royalty goes as they have been married for a while and still living in Britain. Kate is a beautiful princess and hopefully will take the void up where Diana left off. The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, although they are a modern couple in many ways, William and Kate carried on a long British tradition of elaborate and glamorous royal weddings with their big, big day!

In the end, I suspect the British public will finally realize they are bankrolling something that is

unnecessary and archaic and needs to end. There are way too many people in Britain that need help financially, and the sums paid out to the Windsor’s are just insane, immoral and very expensive.