I was listening on the news this morning about some guy who is suing his neighbor and wife because the couple’s daughters make a lot of noise in the family pool.
Naturally I thought about me neighbor: My Man Bill and his lovely wife Carole. They have this nice big pool in their backyard and a little girl who uses it. Like all little girls, Christina can get a little excited as she and her friends frolic and have a great time. What would happen if My Man Bill and his lovely wife Carole were to God forbid wind up in Jail?
Imagine the scene:
Correction Officer (CO): “Mr. Warden, Sir, they are sending out invitations!”
Warden: “Who?”
CC: My Man Bill and his lovely wife Carole!
Warden: “Are they inviting that nut next door?”
CC: “Yes sir, I’m afraid so!”
Warden: “throw them in solitary then.”
Or even worst still;
Warden: “Officer Chainandirons, WHAT’S THAT HAMMERING?”
Officer Chainandirons: “It’s My Man Bill. Sir, he just got a delivery from Home Depot, and he’s laying marble tiles on his cell floor, put in a wooden door and his own lock!”
Warden: “Does he try to escape?”
Officer Chainandirons: “Well sir, he keeps getting out but keeps coming back with more stuff from Home Depot!
Of course in the real world, My Man Bill would put up a pool in the exercise yard too.
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