How do you stop a woman in her tracks, and keep her quiet?
Answer; leave on the QVC channel.
How do you keep your teenage son’s room clean and neat?
Answer; Move when he goes out at night.
Why is it when you drive down a narrow street and there is only one car parked on that street, a car coming the other way always meets you at the parked car making you squeeze by?
Never go to a bank at lunch-time when everybody else goes, not because it is crowded, but because it is never manned sufficiently.
How come whenever I put the TV on, is when the commercials start, and I only wanted to watch for a few moments/
How is it that when I’m in a hurry to get somewhere, a police car is always behind me, or a school bus in front of me?
Why does my dog decide she needs to go out whenever I decide to sit down?
Should I make “Butter Side Down” a regular feature on this blog?
If you have any, please e-mail them to delgraphics@optonline.net, and I’ll quote you in this space.
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I can't remember where I'd originally found it, but my favorite is:
Why does turning the radio down make it easier to find the street you're looking for?
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