I opened the newspapers this morning, and there on the front page was a story about a former Suffolk County politician being arraigned. The paper couldn’t report on why, just that he was being arraigned first thing this morning.
The next page over was a story about John Edwards, and it got me thinking; our political process if not complete!
What we need to do is swear in all politicians, using a judge, who then, upon installation into office, immediately arraigns the politician!
The arraignment papers will be complete with name and description of the bum, with the offense and date to be filled in. This can then save us time and money in getting warrants, interfering with lesser evils such as: murder, stealing and physical attacks on people.
To make the newly installed politician feel complete, we could set up a fund called: “The Greed Fund”, that we could make available to the bums, that monitored, would give us insight into how much they would steal from the public trust. It could be the stuff that banks use to track stolen money. A green dye would activate on their hands staining them for years.
The beauty of the above plan is that the dye stays on their greedy hands for years, and we are always reminded that he or she is a politician.
Maybe we could provide them with an ATM Service, with a card that they swipe. Come to think of it, they could steal the card, too!
ATM Machine; Espanol o Englise?
ATM Machine; Are you stealing from a general fund or pension?
ATM Machine; How much do you wish to steal?
ATM Machine; How much would you really like to steal but are cautious?
ATM Machine; Do you think you can get away with it?
ATM Machine; Make sure you take all the money, receipt and your card.
ATM Machine; Before completing this transaction, face forward and smile.
ATM Machine; Thank you for stealing from us, and have a good day!
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