Every four years we go through it. The stupid ads for elections and re-elections of thieves, liars, the power hungry, the sanctimonious and the dishonest, in other words, the politicians will run and run ad nauseum.
I will take at look at the various investigative committees in both houses and play a game. Who among these phonies will get caught with his/her hand in the cookie jar? Who will we find in a sleazy motel in Washington D.C. or Virginia with other than their spouse?
The two biggest hypocrites, former Governor Spitzer and John Edwards are not alone. Former liar Clinton isn’t alone; he was just caught. Nixon is a disgrace and for that matter, they all stink.
The primaries expose the fraud, how do you attack someone, say they are not ready to be president of the country, and then turn around and back them for the same job, after you lost out?
After the Republican Convention, every commercial segment will have a political ad for one or the other of the candidates. Every little politician from dogcatcher to president will try to sell you on the idea that his opponent is a bum, but he’s not! And to insure you that he is above all wrongdoing, he will say who he is and “Approve this message.” They will use the same old tired approaches, either digging up something shaded, or associating his opponent with some other politician who isn’t even running.
GOD HELP US ALL.
So therefore, I have decided to throw my hat into the ring, and run for president of the USA. Just think. If elected, you can all come to Washington and sleep in the Lincoln bedroom as my guest. We can have a big state dinner with lobster and filet mignon, and you will all go home with a President DelBloggolo medal. Darn, I’ll be a great President. Who wants to be ambassador to Paris?
I’m Joe Del Bloggolo, and I approve this Blog.
2 comments:
And don't forget about John McCain! He cheated on his wife!
Yes he did! The scoundrel!
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