My lip-sync idea has led me to a new idea, for those who like to sing in church, but are afraid.
THE KARAOKE MASS!
Yes, you go to church, pay an entrance fee. It could be at a temple or church and you have a karaoke service.
You sign in, select your song, and a screen will run the music as you sing! The congregation judges all the entrants, and the winner splits the take with the poor box and church. There could be some side betting, where the ushers would come down the aisle and collect the bets! My God, why didn’t someone think of this before?
My guess is that all the younger people will suddenly rediscover their faith, coming not once, but twice a day to church or temple. Dads that don’t go to church will suddenly take up all the seats in the front row.
One could wear a costume, maybe as an angel or a saint, or even one of the multitudes you read about. In whatever case, they would do their thing.
An ambulance would be at the ready in the parking lot for all the little old ladies, when they have their fits, so everything would be covered.
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